Dear
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[x] Lamer
[ ] Looser
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[x] 12 years old (if younger, please specify)
[ ] Racist
[ ] Jackass
[x] Troller
[ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Satanist
[x] "Expert"
[x] Porn Star Wannabe
[ ] Dumbass
[ ] Waste of Skin/Gray matter/Blood
[ ] Other (please specify)
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a .99999 = 1 thread
[ ] You imported another debate into this post
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You posted a 'Top 10' post.
[ ] You posted a 'Religion' post
[ ] You posted a PC vs X-Box thread
[x] You started a long, stupid thread
[x] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[ ] You posted a 'Lord of the Rings' post
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement
[x] You make no sense
[ ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[ ] Your sig/alias/avatar is dreadful
[x] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.
[ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.
[ ] Your awful markup made the post unreadable
[ ] You made a baseless assertion
[x] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS
[ ] You say your 'L33t liek Jeffk.', Or your spelling is so bad that no one can read it.
[x] You're the most stupid moron since Mr Bean
[x] Your IQ rating is incredible, please specify: -57
[x] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[ ] Stop &@$%$@%ing for a week
[ ] Read every group you posted to for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[x] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in)
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[x] Read and memorize the FAQ
[ ] Print your home phone number in your ass
[x] Be the guest of honor in flamewars forum for a month
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a clue
[x] Get a life
[x] Go away
[x] Grow up
[x] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[x] Go back to school and actually learn something
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the site
[ ] All of the above
Perdon por no haberle pasado el test antes