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supremegaara escribió:But the wicked shall perish,and the enemies of the LORD shall be as the fat of lambs:they shall consume;
into smoke shall they consum away.

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Therefore, behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that it shall no more be dais, The LORD liveth, that
brought up the children of Israel out of the land of Egyp

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Thou shalt put into the ark the testimony wicht I shall give thee.

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The children of Elam, a thousand two hundred fifty and four.

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The children of Elam, a thousand two hundred fifty and four.

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but god prepared a worm when the morning rose the next day,and it smote the ground that it withered

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The sons of Asher: Imnah, Ishvah, Ishvi and Beriah. Their sister was Serah. The sons of Beriah: Heber and Malkiel.

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The LORD shall preserve your going out and your coming in from this time forth, and even for ever more.

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He sent darkness, and made it dark; and they rebelled not against his word.

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"Jerusalem hath grievously sinned; therefore she is removed:
all that honoured her despise her, because they have seen her nakedness:
yea, she sigheth, and turne"

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of the shilonites; asaiah the firstborn, and his sons

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Or what king, going to make war against another king sitteth not down first
and consulteth wether he be able with ten thousand to meet him with cometh agains.

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"They said unto me, the remnant that are left of the captivity there in the province
are in great affliction and reproach: the wall of Jerusalem also is broken d"

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All that were numbered of the camp of Ephraim were an hundred thousand and
eight thousand and a hundred, throughout their armies. And they shall to go forward in....

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The Father loveth the Son, and hath given all things into his hand.

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A man shall be commended according to his wisdom: but he that is
of a perverse heart shall be despised.

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Joseph placed his father and his brethren, and gave them a possession in the land of egypt,
in the best of the land of rameses, as pharao had comm.

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The LORD spake unto Moses, saying, 40:2 On the first day of the first month shalt thou
set up the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation.

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Thus will I execute judgments in Egypt: and they shall know that I am the Lord.

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I will bring them again also out of the land of Egypt, and gather them out of Assyria;
and I will bring them into the land of Gilead and Lebanon; and place shal


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The children of Israel set forward, and pitched in the plains of Moab on this side Jordan by Jericho

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Wisdom is better than weapons of war: but one sinner destroyeth much good

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David perceived that the LORD had established jim king over Israel , and that he had
exalted his kingdom for his people Israel's sake

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He made haste, and came down, and recieved him joyfully

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Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments:
for this is the whole duty of man.

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For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all

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In the fourteeth day of the first month at even is the LORD`s passover.

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but though i be rude in speech,yet not in knowledge;but we have been throughly made manifest among you in all things

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It came to pass in process of time, that the children of Ammon made war against Israel

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I seek not mine own glory:there is one that seeketh and judgeth

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They shall run like mighty men; they shall climb like men of the war; and they shall march every one
on his ways, and they shall not break their ranks: 2:8

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Oh let the wickedness of the wicked come to an end; but establish the just: for the righteous God trieth
the hearts and reins.

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Samel said unto the cook Bring the portion which i gave thee,of which i said unto thee set it by thee

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Behold, all souls are mine;as the soul of the father,so also the soul if the son is mine: the soul that sinneth, it shall die

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he therefore that ministereth to you the spirit,and worketh miracles among you,
doeth he it by the works of the law, or by the hearing of faith? 3:6 Even as A

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Then said he unto him, Because thou hast not obeyed the voice of the Lord, behold,
as soon as thou art departed from me, a lion shall slay thee

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The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all.

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How is the gold become dim!how is the most fine gold changed!the stones of the sanctuary are poured
out in the top of every street!

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The strangers shall fade away, and be afraid out of their close places.

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Adonijah the son of Haggith came to Bathsheba the mother of Solomon. And she said, Comest thou peaceably?
And he said, Peaceably.

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The sons of Ham; Cush, and Mizraim, and Phut, and Canaan.

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The man of thine, wohm I schall not cut off from mine altar shall be to sonsume thine eyes, and to grive thine
heart: and all the increase of thine house shall

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The Gileadites took the passages of Jordan before the Ephraimites: and it was so, that when those Ephraimites
which were escaped said, Let me go over; that the

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He shall subdue the people under us, and the nations under our feet.

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The Nethinims: the children of Ziha, the children of Hashupha, the children of Tabbaoth,
7:47 The children of Keros, the children of Sia, the children of Padon,

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For this cause ought the woman to have power on her head because of the angels.

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It shall be, when he shall be guilty in one of these things,
that he shall confess that he hath sinned in that thing: 5:6 And he
shall bring his trespass offeri

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But the children of Israel walked upon dry land in the midst of the sea; and the waters were a wall
unto them on their right habd, and on their left

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For from the least of them even unto the greatest of them every one is given to covetousness;
and from the prophet even unto the priest every one dealeth falsel

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Let it be, wehen these sings are come unto thee, that thou do as occasion serve thee; for God is with thee

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And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
40:2 On the first day of the first month shalt thou set up the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation

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Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death

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I seek not mine own glory:there is one that seeketh and judgeth.

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The LORD shall preserve your
going out and your coming in from this time forth, and even for ever more.

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And the days that David reigned over Israel were forty years: seven years reigned he in Hebron,
and thirty and three years reigned he in Jerusalem.

supremegaara escribió:xDDDD

No, encontré un blog aleman en el que estaban recopilando los sms que habían recibido hasta el momento.

http://komische-sms.blogspot.com/2010/0 ... ionen.html