El diccionario de Micro$oft.

Cross-Platform" - (1)(n) - Industry standard definition for a product that runs on multiple computing environments (See "Platform"). (2)(n) - Microsoft's marketing term used to mean a product that runs on any of Microsoft's 'platforms.' (e.g., Microsoft's Java is 'cross-platform' since it runs on Windows 95, 98, 2000, ME, and XP.)



PD: Me he reido un buen rato xDDDD.

EDIT: sacado de noticias3d. en google pongan Weapons of Mass Destruction, y le dan al boton voy a tener suerte xDDDD o el de fell lucky si esta en ingles ;D ta luego

"Beta Release" - (1)(n) - Any shrink-wrapped Microsoft product available for retail purchase or sold to PC manufacturers for inclusion on new PCs. Microsoft has made its fortunes from users who routinely pay (in many, many ways!) for the privilege of testing Microsoft products.

, ahora entiendo el porque de los problemas cuando usaba windows

Lo de las armas de destruccion, se saleeee [qmparto][qmparto]

2 gallifantes pal que se le ocurrió lo de las armas...
y 10 pal que se lo inventó...

Los dos se salen

NT: Nice Target!

"Secure Microsoft Product" - (1)(n) - Any unopened, uninstalled Microsoft product, preferably still inside its shrink-wrap. (2)(n) - A PC running Microsoft operating systems or software that is not connected to a network or has removable media (e.g., disk drives) installed...that's how Windows NT received its C2 endorsement from the NSA in the mid-1990s!

"Security" - (1) (n) - Something Microsoft products lack, evidenced by the frequency of reports of major products with vulnerable services enabled by default, or by releasing easily-exploited software products. (2) (noun) - A concept that is a mutually-exclusive to anything Microsoft.

YEAH!

Microchof si que ha innovado!!! :
"Blue Screen of Death" - (1)(n) - One of Microsoft's few real innovations. (2)(n) - Cryptic error codes seen by users when a Windows system crashes.

Y el más cierto de todos :
"Notepad" - (1)(n) - Book of paper for jotting notes down. (2)(n) - The *most* stable and secure program Microsoft has ever developed. (3)(n) - Only reliable way to write code under any Windows Operating System. (Burns)

Uff... sq hay tantas de buenas