Lista de los diez ladrones mas estupidos

En una pagina han puesto una lista de los diez ladrones mas tontos, y el listado es:

10 - el ladron que entro a robar a casa de una campeona olimpica de esgrima:
Paso en Bulgaria, entro por una ventana mientras la chica estava entrenando en casa, lo vio saltar y enseguida lo redujo poniendole la espada en el cuello, tras lo que llamo a la policia que lo detuvo:
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A burglar in Hungary climbed over a fence to rob a house only to be confronted by a sword-wielding Olympic fencing ace. Virgine Ujlaky, 23, was practicing her swordplay when she saw Pal Nagy, 43, clambering in through a window of her house in a posh suburb of Budapest.

Within seconds and a few swift slashes of the sword the crook was pinned against the wall, with the blade against his throat as the swordswoman reached for the phone and called police. They arrested the villan 20 minutes later, who had to be treated by paramedics for shock. Ujlaky said: "I wasn't scared when I saw him. It was good practice as I have a competition coming up this week."

9 - El que robo, se emborracho y lo pillaron durmiendo la mona:
Despues de robar dinero y joyas se bebio una botella entera de Champagne del caro, y se puso a dormir dentro de su coche.
La policia lo identifico despues de la denuncia de unos vecinos que lo habian visto durmiendo todo tirado en el coche, y no solo vieron que tenia orden de busca por robo, sino que ademas llevaba encima su ultimo botin. Tambien lo acusaron de conducir borracho...

A burglar who pinched a bottle of expensive champagne to celebrate after stealing money and jewellery was caught after he parked his car to sleep it off. Police were called out by worried passers-by who saw the 37-year-old man slumped behind the wheel of a car at the side of the road in Dusseldorf, Germany.

Officers who woke him up checked his ID and found he was wanted for a string of robberies. A police spokesman said: "The officers couldn't believe their luck when they found out who he was. He even had the stolen goods from his latest robbery with him in the car. And we can also got him for drink driving as well."

8- El que fue a un juicio con un coche robado.
Pues eso, que fue a un juicio y al aparcar el coche vieron que estava en una lista de la policia de San Francisco, ademas de que dentro tenia a varios perros.
Lo acusaron tambien de crueldad a los animales, por dejar a los perros desatendidos dentro del coche.

A 37-year-old man was charged with stealing a Lexus SUV after he drove it to court the day a jury decided whether to convict him in an unrelated auto theft charge.

Police were suspicious after watching the San Francisco hairstylist walk to the car, parked in front of the courthouse, with keys in hand. The car also attracted attention as it had several Yorkshire Terriers mulling around it. The man was charged with receiving a stolen vehicle, receiving stolen property and charges of animal cruelty for leaving the dogs unattended in the vehicle.

Meanwhile, the jury convicted the man of the original auto theft charge. He was charged with possession of a Porsche Carrera, valued at $125,000, that had been stolen from a San Anselmo home.

7 - El que se hirio a si mismo con los cuchillos que habia robado:
Robo cosa de 300$ en cuchillos de caza, escondiendolos en su pantalones a la altura del estomago, cuando salio los empleados lvieron pinta sospechosa, por lo acabo rcon una riña, en la cual se le clavaron los cuchillos.

A man running from a western Michigan store with stolen hunting knives hidden in his pants tripped, fell and stabbed himself in the stomach. The man had put about 300 US dollars worth of hunting knives in his waistband and tried to leave the store, but Meijer employees confronted him and a scuffle followed, he then fell and was stabbed by the knives he had hidden in his clothing.

The suspect was hospitalized after the attempted theft from a Meijer Inc. superstore in the US city of Grand Rapids and is expected to face a misdemeanor shoplifting charge, police say.

6 - El que fue vencido por una viejecita de 95 años.
Rompio un cristal para abrir la puerta, pero cuando paso la mano por dentro la vieja, que iva en silla de ruedas y armada con un destornillador empezo a golpearle la mano y a pedir ayuda, mientras el ladron seguia intentando abrir la puerta, asi hasta que llego la policia...

Armed only with a screwdriver, a 95-year-old woman in a wheel chair kept a burglar from breaking into her home by repeatedly stabbing his hand.

It was 3 a.m. when a 95-year-old Bartlesville woman heard somebody break the glass on her front door and push the door open. When a hand came inside and tried to unlock the door, she stabbed it. Again and again. The woman would not leave the door for fear the man would break in while she was calling for help. When police arrived, they found the bloody suspect passed out on the front porch with dozens of stab wounds to his lower arms and hands.The suspect, 46-Year-Old Robert Horsley, is in jail facing one count of first-degree burglary.

5 - El que dejo su nombre escrito en la escena del crimen.
Unos crios de 18 años entraron al edificio del camping donde estavan, y ademas de llevarse los extintores uno escrivio con rotulador negro "Peter Addison was here!"

An 18-year-old burglar who vandalized a children's campsite building was caught because he wrote his name on a wall at the scene, a court has heard. Peter Addison, of Heaton Mersey, Stockport, and his friend Mark Ridgeway of Poynton, Cheshire, smashed crockery and let off fire extinguishers. There are some pretty stupid criminals around, but to leave your own name at the scene of the crime takes the biscuit. Apart from writing his own name in black marker pen at the Toc H centre in Adlington, Cheshire, Addison also left his gang's name on the wall, “The Adlington Massiv!”.

4 - El que pregunto si habia inero en la caja antes del robo.
Pues eso, que antes del robo llamo para preguntar cuanto dinero tenian en la caja, lo que alerto a los dependientes de la tienda, los cuales avisaron a la policia, por lo que cuando fue a robar le estavan esperando.

On 2008, police charged Daniel Glen, 40, with robbing a convenience store in Windsor, Ontario, after he called ahead to ask the clerk how much money was in the cash register before showing up. The clerk alerted police, who arrested Glen nearby. Canwest News Service reported Glen was a suspect in two similar incidents where the thief called ahead to make sure the clerk had the money bagged and ready for him.

3 - El que trato de engañar a la policia haciendose el muerto en un tanatorio.
La aportacion nacional, ocurrio en Burjassot, Valencia, el ladron estava en un tanatorio cuando vino la policia, y no se le ocurrio otra cosa que hacerse el muerto , pero la policia lo descubrio enseguida cuando notaron que no solo respiraba, sino que ademas vestia un chandal...
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On 2008, a burglar broke into a funeral home in Burjassot, a small town just outside Valencia and tried to fool police by playing dead, but two things gave him away. First, he breathed. Second, he wore grungy clothes rather than the Sunday best of those settling in for eternal rest.

Neighbors living nearby alerted police when they heard the front door of the business being forced open in the middle of the night Police officers arrived with the owner, and eventually found the suspect lying on a table in a glassed-in chamber used for viewings of deceased people during wakes. The suspect's name was not released. Police said he had served jail time in the past for robbery.

2 - El que intento robar en una casa llena de karatekas:
Se colo en la casa, robo un portatil y dos camaras digitales, pero cuando intento huir fue descubierto y reducido por los karatekas,

Manizales, Colombia may not sound like a capital of karate, but the Pan-American karate champion Cristian Garces happens to live there, along with her instructors and fellow karate-peeps. So when a burglar decided to invade his house in 2008 while every single one of Manizales most bad-ass appendage launchers was present, they sprung into action and beat the shit out of him before he could scream "Auxilio!"

The thief already had a bag and a laptop computer, two digital cameras and other items of value that he left behind before attempting to flee but was apprehended by residents until police arrived. “I don’t think the thief was eager to continue robbing here, he was very scared,” said Garces.

1 - El que intento robar en un banco que estava cerrado.
Llego al aparcamiento a las 11:40, espero cosa de 20 minutos, pero cuando llego a las 12:01 estava cerrado, ya que ese dia el banco cerrava a las doce, los empleados que estavan dentro al verlo fuera con unas gafas de esqui puestas y una pistola en la mano llamaron a la policia, que le detuvo.

A bank robber was arrested in Liberty, Pennsylvania, USA, after police said he tried to rob a bank that had already closed for the afternoon. Christopher Allen Koch, 28, arrived at Citizens & Northern Bank around 11.40am and sat inside his car in the bank's parking lot for 20 minutes. But Koch had not read the opening hours, posted on the bank's door and the bank closed at noon. He tried to enter the bank at 12.01 pm - a minute too late. He was wearing ski mask and gloves and had a gun. Employees inside spotted Koch and got a license plate number that led police to him. Koch was charged with criminal attempted robbery and possessing instruments of a crime.

La lista original en ingles aqui:
http://www.oddee.com/item_96624.aspx