No puedo optar al puesto de trabajo porque me faltan 19 culos.

Para una vez que me llega una oferta de trabajo al correo, y me faltan 19 anos para cumplir los requisitos :( :(

Fortson Florrie <spammerdelaostia@outlook.com>
16:43 (Hace 5 minutos)

para israel
El descanso pertenece al trabajo como los parpados a los ojos.
(Rabindranath Tagore)


Estimado!

Tenemos el grado de informarles que nuestra firma e asesoramiento al cliente esta en busqueda de personal para el puesto de "Gerente Regional" en Europa!
Nuestra compania le da cursos de formacion para cualificacion mas alta y un crecimiento profesional. Todo esto puede ser de usted solo si usted lo desea! Estamos interesados en personas junto a las cuales nuestra empresa podra ser mas exitosa!
Requisitos de trabajo:
-Deseo de trabajar bien
-Educacion Media
-Desde 20 anos
-Derecho de trabajar oficialmente en el territorio de Espana

Si esta propuesta le interesa, escriba a mi correo electronico. Favor de ubicar la region del territorio de Espana al cual usted pertenece!

Con los mejores deseos!
Human Resurces


Son unos cachondos estos príncipes nigernianos [+risas] [+risas]
Me ha llegado un correo parecido, cambiando algunas palabras:

Ayudamos a encontrar placer en el trabajo
Recibido a las 10:13 (hace 6 horas)

El trabajo ennoblece a quien lo hace.
(Jhon Eruld)

Estimado!

Estoy feliz de comentarle que en nuestra compania tenemos abierta una vacante para el puesto de "Gerente Regional"
Nuestra compania le da cursos de formacion para cualificacion mas alta y un crecimiento profesional. Todo esto usted puede tener si lo quiere! Estamosen busca de profesionales junto a los cuales la empresa crezca!
Requisitos del trabajo:
-Dedicacion y minuciosidad
-Educaion Secundaria
-Edad desde 20 anos
-Derecho para trabajar oficialmente en Espana

Si le interesa la oferta, favor de escribirme al correo electronico. Seria favorable que usted ubique la region de Espana a la cual pertenece!

Tenga un buen dia!
Human Resurces
Ya no solo basta con tu culo, que tienes que pedir prestados... [agggtt]
Aleman666 escribió:Ya no solo basta con tu culo, que tienes que pedir prestados... [agggtt]

Si es que teníamos culos por encima de nuestras posibilidades [qmparto]
Los culos son ETA.
Yo también recibí un correo similar, de una dirección de hotmail. Todo muy serio y muy profesional, me dieron ganas de aceptar el puesto, pero me lo pensé mejor y ahora estoy esperando a ver si me llega una oferta de la NASA o de Coca-Cola para dirigir sus filiales europeas.
Normal que exijan a los candidatos tener 20 culos. Un solo culo lo hace trizas en un suspiro el nigeriano que ha enviado el email.
Es una pena. Hacemos deporte para rebajarlo y ponerlo duro cuando lo que hace falta son más culos.
Yo te puedo prestar el mío hasta mañana a las 9:00 que lo volveré a necesitar (gracias, All-Bran).
SI habéis jugado a Dev Game Tycoon os habrá hecho gracia el guiño relacionado con estos temas [+risas]
Es que es normal. Tal y como está el percal con un solo culo no da para que te jodan lo suficiente.
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA XD XD XD
Me ha gustado mucho el post! pero tiene una pinta de ser una estafa o una irregularidad por la que puedes ir a la carcel...
Yo he recibido el mismo correo esta misma tarde. [+risas]
futuro mad max está baneado del subforo por "cibervoluntario"
Esta semana me han llegado varias verdaderas ofertas buscando 20 anos y todas desde correos outlook.com

Edwards Mariann <MidariannajEyndwards@outlook.com>
22:00 (hace 2 horas)

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Un dia mi abuelo me dijo que hay dos tipos de personas: la que trabajan, y las que buscan el merito. Me dijo que tratara de estar en el primer grupo: hay menos competencia ahi.
(Indira Gandhi)


Estimado!

Estamos felices de contarle que la compania e asesoramiento esta en busca de personas cualificadas para el puesto de "Gerente Regional" en el territorio de Europa!
La empresa le otorgara crecimiento profesional y cursos de formacion para cualificacion mas alta. Todo esto puede ser de suyo solo si usted lo desea! Ahora estamos en busqueda de personas con las cuales nuestra firma sera mas exitosa!
Requisitos para el trabajo:
-Deseo de trabajar
-Educacion Media
-Edad de 20 anos +
-Derecho para trabajar oficialmente en Espana

Si le interesa la oferta, favor de escribirme al correo electronico. Por favor ubique la region donde se ubica en el territorio de Espana!

Con los mejores deseos!
Gerente de recursos Humanos


Yo voy a responder [qmparto]

Lo siento mucho, pero me temo que no cumplo los requisitos de ésta oferta de trabajo. Por desgracia, sólo cuento con un único ano de los 20 mínimos requeridos.
Mucha suerte en su búsqueda
Bueno, si nos juntamos todos los que hemos recibido la oferta seguro que cumplimos el requisito de los culos [carcajad]
Este lo he recibido yo y por duplicado xD
El mío es de un tal Wadley Pansy, y en el asunto pone que "Ofrecemos trabajo inamovible". ¿Alguien ha contestado para ver exactamente qué intentan conseguir? xD
Joder macho, nunca había recibido un mail de este tipo ni ningún nigeriano quería darme pasta by the face, pero justo esta madrugada....

Paugh Stefani <SlytnumeefaniPaugh@outlook.com>

02:02 (hace 8 horas)

Trabaja para mantener viva en tu pecho esa pequena chispa de fuego celeste, la conciencia.
(George Washington)


Buenos dias!

Estoy feliz de informarle que en nuestra compania tenemos abierta una vacante para el puesto de "Gerente Regional"
La compania le otorgara crecimiento profesional y cursos de formacion para cualificacion mas alta. Si es que usted lo quiere, lo podra tener si quiere! Vamos interesados en personas junto a las cuales nuestra firma podra ser mas exitosa!
Requisitos:
-Dedicacion y minuciosidad
-Educaion Secundaria
-La edad de 20 anos a mas
-Derecho para trabajar oficialmente en Espana

Si le interesa la propuesta, favor de escribirme al correo electronico. Es favorable adjuntar su CV y decir de que region de Espana es usted!

Tenga un buen dia!
Gerente de Personal


Y una cosa curiosa, justo debajo de donde pone Gerente de Personal el correo seguía en blanco y "supuestamente" no hay nada escrito, pero justo al copiar para pegarlo aquí he seguido con la copia y esto es lo que seguía en el correo

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Suputamadre, eso era el tochaco blanco de abajo?
Me ha llegado esa oferta así que...... nos vamos a tener que pelear por el puesto!.
pues yo creo q cuanto menos culo tengas antes te cogen.
PeSkKoLL escribió:Me ha llegado esa oferta así que...... nos vamos a tener que pelear por el puesto!.


No tío! ¡¡UNAMOS NUESTROS CULOS!!
A mi también me ha llegado :p
2pac4ever escribió:
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Ya le gustaria al Nigeriano [carcajad]
Es por higiene, no ves que ahora te va a dar por el culo asta el de la limpieza [risita]
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