paliyoes escribió:I have an idea, Can we create a recopilation of phrases like "Me piro vampiro" but in english.
Me first:
I'll see you later, alligater
.
Red greetings.
That reminds me of a series of books (
From lost to the river, Speaking in silver, Like fish in the water are three of them) in which Spanish idioms are literally translated into English. For example: You have more tale than little street (tienes más cuento que calleja), The mother who gave birth to him (la madre que lo parió), To fuck the female pig (joder la marrana), The female neighbor hallucinates (alucina vecina), R that r (erre que erre) and so on. "By the silly, by the silly" you learn new vocabulary xDD
And a few years ago, my English teacher gave us a sheet of paper with something like this which I've found on the internet:
Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner
N L C John = en el sillón = on the armchair
Be a hope and son = viejo panzón = fat old man
Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a chicken things.
S toy tree stone = estoy tristón = I'm kind a sad.
Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to
insert it in you
Pass a lass all saw= pasa la salsa = Pass the sauce
L gatt e town= el gatito = the kitten
T engo sap aty toss eat tall e an oz= tengo zapatos italianos = Have italian shoes
Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
Come at a lost ugh wack cat tess = comete los aguacates = eat the avocados
As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
Ball add the pay jazz sad us = bola de payasadas = silly stuff.
See eye = si hay = yes we have
T n s free o ? = tienes frió = are you cold?
Web Us Com Ham On = Huevos con Jamón = Eggs with ham
Tea duck queen? = ¿Te da cuéééén? = Have you noticed?
Elf R E = El Fary = (Famous Spanish singer)
T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an
erection.
If I become an English teacher, I'll teach English this way, with songs, poems, videos and discussions. One of the main problems with our education is those boring and monotonous lessons with exercises in a book and a teacher repeating the same thing on and on.