Un negro haciendo salto con pértiga?
- una mierda pinchada en un palo
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Yo no soy racista, el racismo es un crimen, y el crimen es cosa de negros.
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Cuál es la diferencia entre los libros y los inmigrantes?
- En que los libros tienen papeles
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Cuál es la diferencia entre una blanca sin ropa y una negra sin ropa?
- En que la blanca sale en playboy y la negra en national geographic.
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Por qué todos los negros son rápidos?
- Porque los lentos están en la cárcel.
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Qué hacen muchos negros tirándose por un acantilado?
- Hacer el bien
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Qué corre más que un negro con una TV
- Su hermano con el DVD
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Qué hacer si la tele empieza a flotar?
- Enciendes la luz y disparas al negro