WHAT THE FUCK LMAO!!!
I CALLED IT AND LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!!!
Me: Yes, I'd like to pre-order Battletoads. Will that be available?
Him: Yes, it's actually not going to be released until Christmas day.
Me: Oh really?
Him: Yeah. I'd actually like to recommend another title too, it's called "Ace Combat 7: Battletoads edition." It actually will have The toads on planes during combat.
Me: That sounds amazing!
Him: You have no idea.
Me: I think I'll come in and pick that up in person!
Him: Sounds good. *phone ringing in background* Ah, seems we're going to be getting a lot of calls for this here today. As usual.
Me: Ok then, see you soon!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
me: hi i'd like to preorder battletoads!
gs: did you just call?
me: no i'd like to preorder battletoads though.
gs: well if you want that i'd like to go ahead and suggest ace combat 3: battletoads edition, and what they do is the battletoads actually fight from the wings.. and i have another call coming, probably for battletoads, so i'm gonna let you go.
me: okay, do a barrel roll!
gs: alllright
you: I'd like to make a preorder please.
him: Wouldn't be for Battletoads, would it?
you: What? hahahahha no! How old is that game anyway? No, I'm looking for Ace Combat 3: Battletoads edition. I hear the toads fight on the wings.
me: hi i'd like to pre-order battletoads
him: thanks for calling gamestop, home of battletoads,
me: hi yea, i'd like some battletoadz
him: well they've just released a new game, Ace Combat 7: Battletoads edition," are you sure you don't want that?
me: yes i want my battletoads
him: sorry i've got another call coming in, probably about battletoads, have a nice day!
Me: Hi could I place a pre-order for battletoads?
Him: Could you please come in my store so I can snap your neck.
Me: Ok, see you soon.
Him: Asshole.
PROFITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Thank you for calling Gamestop, we buy sell and trade pre-played games called Battletoads"
CLICK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL
Him: Hey this is James.
Me: Hi James I would like to make a pre-order today.
Him: Yeah well die in a fire.
CLICK
rofl
I CALLED AGAIN!!!!
Me: Yes, do you guys accept handhelds for trade, like a PSP?
Him: Yes, we can do store credit for that which you can use in any of our stores.
Me: Oh cool. How much could I get for it?
Him: Depends on it's condition, but maybe around $50 for it.
Me: Not bad. How many copies of Battletoads can I get for that much?
Him: GOD DAMMIT.
*click*
him: thanks for calling gs, how can i help you
me: hi, i was wondering if you all are accepting applications
him: yeah, just go to [whatever website] to apply online, and a manager will call you
me: cool - how much does like a cashier pay there?
him: about 7.50 an hour
me: oh. is there anyway i could be paid in used battletoads games?
him: fuck you
gs: welcome to gamestop, home of the battle toads ten, new edition preorders
me: how much will that cost me?
gs:more than you could ever afford
thanks, /b/
you made my day
Me: I'm looking for a game concole for my nephew, he's 10, is a Wii or 360 better?
Him: the 360 is for more serious gamers, the Wii is for all ages
Me: What console does battle toads run on?
*click*
GS: "Hi this is james."
Me: "Hey what kind of games are coming out in the next year?"
GS: "can you hold on a second?"
*hangs up*
I called and they said:
Thank you for calling GameStop we have Battletoads how may I help you.
I said what did you say about my mother and called him a cunt and said he's gonna die tonight and hung up.
GS: Hey, thank you for calling GameStop, this is James, can I help you?
ME: What's up, man? I was wondering if Metal Gear Solid 4 was available for preorder yet?
GS: Uh, nah, it's not coming out until Spring so we probably won't take preorders until about January.
ME: Oh, okay, cool. And Rock Band for PS3?
GS: PS3 preorders are filled up, but we still have some left for the PS2.
ME: Right on, right on. And what about Battletoads?
Him: Hi, thank you for calling Gamestop.
Me: Yeah, I have a question for you. I want to trade in my Xbox 360, how much money can I get for that?
Him: Let me look it up. You can get $150 for the system and $50 for the 20Gb hard drive.
Me: Store Credit or Cash?
Him: Store credit.
Me: Ok. How many copies of Battletoads can I get for that much store credit?
Him: *hang up*
Me: Hi, did you happen to get your shipment of Super Mario Galaxy in yet?
Him: We'll get it tomorrow. Did you want to preorder it?
Me: No, I already preordered for that, but i had a question about a tradein.
Him: Sure.
Me: I was curious how much you would pay for a PS3 and a 360 Elite. I don't really play them much anymore, so...
Him: Well, depending on the condition there in, we could pay you [insert bullshit number he probably made up] for the pair.
Me: Oh, that's great. I'll probably bring those in tomorrow. Btw, could I pick up a copy of that new Ace Combat 7: Battletoads at War game? I heard the toads fight on the wings.
Him: ...you son of a bitch.
i'm looking for a new laser for my ps2, do you have one in stock?
actually, it would probably cost less to trade in yuor old ps2 and get a new one, probly about 70$
oh wow that sounds great! i'm also trying to sell a copy of ffxii, do you know how much i can get?
about 7$
ah well.. oh do you know when battletoads is coming in?
....
we're getting a big shipment this week!
oh great! i gotta go though, i got in one little fight
and my mama got scared
*click*
GS: Hello, how may I help you?
Me: I've been trying to call for 3 hours now. What the hell kind of store are you running?
GS: I'm sorry, sir, I'm just really stressed...
Me: Well how is that my problem?
GS: You aren't calling for battletoads, are you?
Me: What the fuck is Battletoads, I'm looking for combatfrogs.
*click*