Hilo oficial de videos (Youtube, Google, Metacafe, etc) (#8)

PainKiller escribió:
Por dios, si parece Joaquín Cortes!!!!!

Eso es impsoible a mi no me jodas. Para mí que el tio se dedica a dar pisotones al ritmo de la música (que ya tiene merito) para dar el pego.

jovi124 escribió:[size=90]durante la grabación ningún animal resultó herido esto demuestra como el aburrimiento se convierte en divertido.

saidan escribió:dodge viper contra kart
quien ganara?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rPpoK3A8aE

Evidork escribió:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciITQzBK8nA&NR

Evidork escribió:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciITQzBK8nA&NR

G4S0iL escribió:derrape humeante

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_qSfCu9tM8

Letra escribió:They’ve killed METAL twice, but it will never really die!
It’s kind of like a zombie or even that Jesus guy…

So grab your friends, some instruments and start a metal band
Just sing about death, Egypt and wizards or rip off Ayn Rand

We’re coming to the end of the first verse…
Then comes the breakdown, a pretty chorus and then the second verse.

I know I just rhymed verse with verse
That’s because I’m sooo METAL, bitch, where’s your fucking purse?

PRE-CHORUS(BREAKDOWN):

BREAKDOWN!!! In this part it sounds like the singer wants to fight…
BREAKDOWN!!! Don’t be scared, the chorus will make it all alright

CHORUS:

Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
Follow these rules and you will see
Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
Even a baby could do it, just give it a try
Just sound like Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die

SECOND VERSE:

I have to change my voice to make me sound (gang) MAD!
If I tried to sing clean it would make your ears (gang) SAD!

This is the (gang) GANG VOCAL and I’ll tell you the (gang) TRUTH!
It’s four sweaty dudes yelling in a (gang) BOOTH!

Music really sucks now Posers and trendy(gang) FOOLS
But compared to Coldplay and Nelly, (gang)EVEN SHITTY METAL RULES!
It’s metal by numbers, it’s not arithmetic
John Mayer, Kelly Clarkson…they all can suck my PENIS!

PRE-CHORUS(BREAKDOWN):

BREAKDOWN!!! In this part it sounds like the singer wants to fight…
BREAKDOWN!!! Don’t be scared, the chorus will make it all alright

CHORUS:

Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
Follow these rules and you will see
Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
Even a monkey could do it, just give it a try
Copy Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die

MOSH PART:
(BUILD UP)
Here it comes! C’mon! All Right!
ARE YOU ALMOST READY??
Shit! I missed it!

(SPOKEN) This is the mosh part! MOSH!!!
Or don’t. It’s your call. I just stand in the back and try not to get hit. Watch out for the shirtless white trash guys. They’ll punch you and they stink. And look out for the screamo kids practicing their karate kicks. Dude, you look gaytarded. Oh no. Here comes a giant Mexican - he looks really pissed. I wish everybody would put their shirts back on, it’s kind of gross. Is this part still going? Here comes the lead break…Oh, not yet. Here it comes… here it comes. GO!

SOLO(JON DONAIS)

CHORUS:

Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
Follow these rules and you will see
Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE!
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
Even a retard could do it, JUST GIVE IT A TRY!
Steal from Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die

PuKaS escribió:España, Valencia en concreto, según la serie americana "The Unit".

Incredible!

Paboh escribió:eso lo he visto en muchas series yankis, cuando tienen que ir a España, cogen a 4 mexicanos como actores para que hagan de Españoles.
No creo que esas sean las calles de Valencia

mangante escribió:bua y este...?

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/385711/asians_are_funny/

ÇhíN0 escribió:
hacia tiempo que no me reia tanto jajaja

CN_PS2 escribió:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok4Hv0LQiIA

CN_PS2 escribió:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok4Hv0LQiIA





Edit: Zeus, supongo q un tipico Telepredicador de USA xD

ÇhíN0 escribió:Nananananana SPIDERMAAAAN, spidermaaaaan

Lo acabo de ver en pruebas

ÇhíN0 escribió:Nananananana SPIDERMAAAAN, spidermaaaaan

Lo acabo de ver en pruebas

roMZell escribió:Aprovechando las "dotes animales" que tiene un colega, he editado el video del cerdo que asesinan con un doblaje del animal hecho por el.
No me digais que en los primeros momentos no parece el ruido de un verdadero cerdo.

!!!!!!!! [AVISO] ESTE VIDEO ES MUY OBSCENO Y PUEDE HERIR TU SENSIBILIDAD. NO LO VEAS SI ERES MENOR DE EDAD. !!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://video.google.es/videoplay?do...931912226&hl=es

mangante escribió:
pon bien el enlace.... sale con puntos suspensivos en medio!