Me estáis recordando mucho a Guerra Mundial Z y lo que pasó en Yonkers, y sobre todo cómo lograron al final capear el temporal con el SIR, un arma que era el opuesto a una ametralladora. No sé cómo lo llamaron en español, aunque me habría gustado mucho que lo llamaran REI (rifle estándar de infantería).
que cada semana hace unos resúmenes bastante buenos de cada capítulo, para mí se ha convertido en una tradición leerlos y la verdad es que os recomiendo seguir al tío.
Okay, everybody, it's Monday, a huge 90 minute Walking Dead was on last night, and here is where we discuss it. How was it? It was (fart noise).
First off, lets address some criticals.
1 Schrödinger's Glenn is not addressed. But I think everyone knows at this point that he's alive and unharmed. The show writers are still trying so hard to pretend like we're fooled, by removing Steven Yuen's name from the opening credits, and showing Herschel's stupid watch.
2 Almost nothing regarding the ongoing plot is addressed, as most of the episode is a prequel to Morgan's re-entry into the series, at the end of last season.
3 Prequels are an artistic dead zone. This prequel concerns two characters, one of which is alive to "tell the story," and one who isn't.
This being a bottle episode, a prequel, and focused on one character exclusively means that despite being over 60 minutes long, really nothing happens. It can be summed up in a few sentences:
A Morgan is crazy, like we saw him last, during "Clear."
B He's executing Walkers and murdering people entering his "cleared" area.
C He accidentally burns his squat down (because when you're TV-crazy, you forget that things like flames can hurt you) and has to go out into the world.
D He finds a house and tries to kill the guy living there, but the guy is an Akido master/forensic psychologist, named after one of the creators of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, because he fights with a bo. One online review I read said that this character ("Eastman") was essentially if Yoda fucked Mary Sue, and had a chosen one whose purpose was to redeem Morgan, that would be Eastman. That's about right.
E Eastman captures Morgan and puts him in an unlocked cage (the only real cage is in your heeaaad, maaaan), treats him for PTSD, using Dr. Phil-lite pop psychology and trains him in the kind of Akido that involves hitting people with a stick.
F He teaches Morgan that all life is sacred, but it turns out he starved a man to death for revenge before adopting that view. He gets bit (because Morgan got distracted) by a walker and dies.
G Morgan is now a sacred Akido warrior, and not the murderous lunatic he was 60-odd minutes earlier. He can now seek out Rick, instead of murdering his way across the country like Jason Voorhees.
H Morgan has captured and stashed a wolf (as in the murderous human tribe 'the Wolves,' not, like, an actual wolf) in the basement of one of the Alexandra houses, because life sacred blah blah.
An Aside: Remember how we found out Michonne got so good with the sword? "Practice."
So, besides a vomitous gout of preternaturally unnecessary exposition, the message of the episode is "even if you murdered dozens of people for no apparent reason, you can still later claim moral authority over other people for killing under far more reasonable circumstances." It's bullshit.
For real, I'm sure plenty of us have that friend, who maybe did a bunch of drugs earlier in life, or drank too much, or treated people poorly, or cheated on their significant others, and now, now, that they've straightened up, they've become a little too emphatic about how their wild-ass experience gives them just a little more insight on people's foibles than you? Like, they're kinda braggy about it? "I know all about these things, I was an unrepentant smacked-out drunk for ten years, I know." YES YES, PARDON THE REST OF US FOR NOT HAVING YOUR LIFE EXPERIENCE
Well, replace " drugs" with "spearing people through the throat" and you have "new" Morgan. Smug, hypocritical. And best of all for the people of Alexandria, a liability.
BECAUSE NOT ONLY
Does Morgan make his way onto that list of Walking Dead characters who are
A Black, and
B Got somebody killed through their inaction/ineptitude
But now he's keeping secret prisoners in the little community who he joined yesterday, and who just suffered a grievously brutal attack from the group that prisoner is a member of.
Based on life lessons from a man who
A Claims to be Vegan, yet
B eats cheese, and
C Claims to believe in the sanctity of all life, but
D Watched a man take 47 days to die of starvation in a cage in his living room.
Let's unpack that, a little. Eastman's victim was a murderer, who after Eastman repeatedly quashed his attempts at parole, escaped from prison and murdered Eastman's family. Okay, sure, we're all human beings, we can get behind that Judeo-Christian desire for vengeance. But good grief, death by starvation, in full view? That's torture porn level revenge. That's Takishi Miike level stuff.
And that was before the Apocalypse. That was what passed for "exigent circumstances" back then, "family killed."
Pretty much everyone on this show has lost their family. They encounter raving bands of cannibals, rapists and thrill-killers on a regular basis. They've all been through the thing that drove him to slowly kill a man over 47 days. He is a terrible role model, Morgan.
So now Morgan is going to use resources that aren't his and that the community he's a part of cannot spare to attempt to rehabilitate a character who was going to decapitate him for half a cup of instant broth, and has reiterated repeatedly his intention to murder everyone in Alexandria, man, woman, and child. OH AND ALSO
The Wolf has been bitten. So, any rehabilitation will be short-lived. Really, if recent episodes are anything to go by, he should have turned during Morgan's boring-ass story.
EDIT - por cierto, copio también un comentario de ese post que me ha hecho bastante gracia:
![[carcajad]](/images/smilies/nuevos/risa_ani2.gif "carcajada")
) .
. Demasiado forzado, simplemente, porque tenía que morir y no han sabido como hacerlo).
![[sonrisa]](/images/smilies/nuevos/risa_ani1.gif "sonrisa")
![[comor?]](/images/smilies/nuevos/interro_ani1.gif "comor?")
![[snif]](/images/smilies/nuevos/triste_ani1.gif "llorando")
, imagino que porque estuve varios años haciendo Aikido. No sé por qué le véis tantas pegas. 
